I drank to much one night and had the runs the next day, i was on the internet and i thought i was farting and sharted my pants.what a shart of a day!
by Urban Dictionary January 9, 2009
Get the Shart mug.The act of farting that will cause you to shit a wee bit of that massive terd you felt slithering through your intestines for days. When you shart there is no going back. You will forever be changed by the sheer amount of "oh fuck!" going through your mind.
You: Dude those .89$ burritos were fucking delicious. Thats gonna be a epic shit.
Your fat greasy friend: *gurgle* hahah
*3 days later*
You: Dude I gotta fart
Your ass: *gurgle*
Your soul dies because of the shart.
Your fat greasy friend: *gurgle* hahah
*3 days later*
You: Dude I gotta fart
Your ass: *gurgle*
Your soul dies because of the shart.
by Theshartman April 8, 2010
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When you releive a gas bubble, and realize your in whole mess of trouble. (literally) see chocolate pudding.
I was taking a nap with my girlfriend and sharted, she is no longer my girlfriend. Advice, don't nap and shart.
by DJ DEpends September 12, 2008
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by shartattack December 30, 2006
Get the shartattack mug.Monsieur Raggou: Who can see my shart? Here be my doublet come close, my coat come over all dat, den who de devil see my shart? For vat sall me have a shart, when nobody see my shart?
--John Lacy, The Old Troop, before 1665
--John Lacy, The Old Troop, before 1665
by Michael Zeleny June 23, 2008
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Get the shart mug.a friendly person. Talks about big things and has a know-it-all attitude. But at the end of the day, he will be with you and will try to do anything possible to show his friendship towards you. has a high temper but that too goes off fast. On the whole, one is likely to have him as a friend. He is a good person at heart.
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