Swaddle

When you waddle up to a pool and swan dive in

Kristin was very hot so she swaddled into the pool

by hotchick7120 June 21, 2011

sluddle

A group of hot slutty girls talking with each other in a circle formation.

Sluts in a huddle = sluddle

Billy: Check out the hotties at 6 o'clock.
Fred: Shit, they're in a sluddle, probably calling a trick play.

by Prophecyrob June 17, 2009

saggy saddlebag

When you are at a public swimming pool and you see an old man sitting on the edge or the shallow end and his balls are hanging out of his swimming trunks.

"That old dude has a serious case of saggy saddlebags. Gross!"

by Curtis R. September 19, 2003

grumpy saddle

Uniquely perverse act, known only to readers of The Hater, that is always performed with a British accent.

After getting bored with the Donkey Punch, it was time for all of Amelie's friends to give the Grumpy Saddle a go.

by Still Not Quite Right August 5, 2008

dick saddler

one who likes to mount themselves on dicks. one who rides dicks for pleasure in spare time. someone who gets on your nerves. (male to male) call someone this to piss them off.

"Justin, why did you have to win? I wanted to," says jim. "Cause you suck at life," replies justin. "God justin you're a dick saddler."

by xx69inmymouthxforfree69 July 20, 2009

sideboob saddle bags

The side boob fat of a large woman wearing a bra that forces the lat fat to hang like a tit

Girl 1: Whats going on with that girls side?
Girl 2: Dont you know overwieght girls have sideboob saddle bags?
Girl 1: Oh yeah I forgot

by MC Menendez July 27, 2010

pitchfork in the saddle

When something bad happens that is anticipated. Consequence of an action that was obvious.

John: I drank to much coffee and smoked a pack of cigarettes after eating at Jack in the Box and then I craped my pants.
Jill: That’s the pitchfork in the saddle.

by Stu846 September 17, 2007