Snail skid

When wiping front to back, you use your vaginal discharge to wet the toilet paper before wiping your ass.

(NOUN) I feel refreshed after the snail skid method.

(VERB) Snail skidding is the best way to wipe in a pinch.

by MegawaffleBallz January 29, 2021

sunday skid

An unfortunate event that occurs when the unwitting faithful attempts to let out a cheeky fart during the sermon but follows through with with a streak of eggy turd.

Simon tried to stealthily ease the pressure of last nights drinking binge but ended up with a Sunday Skid in his church pants instead

by Dick One January 20, 2018

pvz skid

lion can't boot when you give your IP

a pvz skid is where a guy who grinds pvz and claims to boot you offline, yet they cannot do it. they also cannot pull your IP

you are the definition of a pvz skid

by INKR PoopyButt Z4 October 12, 2021

skid mark

Ones overlooked fecies left in ones underpants.

Mr. wheeler took off his pants and said "damn this skid mark is going under the bed mattress."

by Cody Wheeler June 30, 2006

skid marks

ass plaque

it smells like your breath

by Anonymous October 14, 2003

skid house

1. A place to go when you are homeless.
2. A friends residence when you have been kicked out suddenly, and need a place to stay hang.

Brah, I need a skid house.

by ericmcc March 30, 2004

chick skids

Skid marks left in the shitter by a woman.

Eww! Which one of you ladies left the chick skids in the crapper?

by JLO70 July 23, 2021