Smasheder

Being more than smashed.

When you are smashed,but can still get smasheder.

by Smashed guy May 19, 2018

Smashed smashed

1. A session of vigorous fucking involving at least two bouts of lovemaking, in which objects in the vicinity of the sexing are likely to be damaged/destroyed.

Doug: "Hey, Karen. Wanna smoosh tonight?"
Karen: "Work was hell, I need to let off some serious steam. I need to get smashed smashed. Bring your rollerblading pads and some blue Powerade."

by Smashed smashed June 7, 2018

Smashed Smashed

A session of vigorous fucking involving at least two bouts of lovemaking, in which objects in the vicinity of the sexing are likely to be damaged/destroyed.

Doug: "Hey, Karen. Wanna smoosh tonight?"
Karen: "Work was hell, I need to let off some serious steam. Let's do some smashed smashed. Bring your rollerblading pads and some blue Powerade."

by Smashed smashed June 7, 2018

'Stashed

Defacing a portrait by applying a mustache.

"I 'stashed Whistler's Mother in art class today!"

by Bruce Wayne 00 August 26, 2018

Smashed my jam

When someone skips a song you love

What the fuck? You smashed my jam

by TwigIdentity September 19, 2018

Spashed

The term used for when a person jumps into a liquid but then dies shortly afterwards.

"Jason jumped into the pool and he spashed so hard that everyone fell over."

by JakWizardly November 17, 2018

Sashed!

The inability to recognize or evaluate NFL talent as a GM no Evaluation skills. , Lack of real players! Trading down constantly, avoiding elite talent, helping other teams find franchise Qbs, while you draft Cody Kessler.

They traded away from, Carson Wentz to draft Corey Coleman, They got Sashed!

They could've stayed at 12 and drafted Deshaun Watson, instead they traded down. They got Sashed!

Not Even trying to keep Mitchell Schwartz ! They got Sashed!

Signing free agent Kenny Britt. They got Sashed!

He couldn't draw a cover two, if you spotted him both safeties. They got Sashed!

by Real fans March 15, 2019