simie

big hairy woman that shaves her face, closley related to big foot.

wow if you dont have a shave soon your going to be so simie.

by someone June 6, 2004

simbiguous

The one-word summary of the Facebook relationship status, "it's complicated." A person who is in an ambiguous state of single; not quite in a relationship, not quite single, and generally looking for better offers.

Chris: "Is your friend available?"
Jim: "Kinda, man, she's simbiguous. Hit her up, see what she says."

by Geoff Lilley March 30, 2011

Simi

Honestly she seems nice but lowkey a weird bitch but she is also very creative and kinda a hippy and talks about doing LSD but never does them she also LOYAL AFF ppl say she really joyful but dumb she also lowkey depressed

Ouuuuu Simi your outfit looks really cool like you from the 70s
Thank youuuuu u look cutee too Im gonna go walk around and steal candy from the front desk weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

by Mybrotherlookslikedrake November 22, 2019

Simi

Giving some one you don't know a handjob, as soon as you meet them.

Guy 1-'hey what did you do with that girl?'
guy 2- 'i got a Simi.'
Guy 1 - 'niceee'

by Kris Tay April 15, 2010

Samriti

A type of girl who like to study 24x7. She has been topper in every field of life. Because of which she has lost the sense of enjoyment and fun. Her sniffing senses are one of the best in human kind; she can smell anyone from at least 100ft away. But she herself is usually smelly most of the times. Lastly she is lonely and doesn’t have any friends.

Roy: why are being such a samriti today?
Goy: because I’ve been studying continuously for last 10 days and haven’t bathed or talked to anyone.

by Higgs_boson14 March 7, 2021

sigrid

The hairiest bush you've ever seen in London. Wild, wiry, stinky & almost like a steelo.

Possum: What's wrong with your face it's all cut up?
VB: I went down on a Sigrid

by Bebe_108 November 19, 2011

simi

A boss or manager who repeatedly changes schedules two days after theyre posted, then doesnt call to tell you that you dont have to wake up at 7:30 on a Saturday morning because you dont have to work.

Co-worker 1: Hey, I thought you had to work today.
Co-worker 2: I did, but Simi changed the schedule again and didnt tell me.

by Steve Messewitz February 9, 2008