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shatter blast

Simply put, explosive diarrhea. The term is usually applied in the instance where the perpetrator doesn't "make it" into the fully seated position prior to detonation. The result being a completely fouled facility - floor, walls, possibly the ceiling, etc.
The haz-mat team was called in to clean up the men's room after someone shatter blasted the stall.
by Bizzle my dizzle September 13, 2013
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shutter vision

"shutter vision" is usually an ecstasy user's term to describe a strange vision malfunction. it's hard to explain, but it's like your eyes are vibrating or maybe looking left and right slightly very, very fast.
shutter vision is, of course, caused by ecstasy.
"oh man, i'm gettin shutter vision sooo bad"
"maybe you shouldnt have dropped that 4th shark dude"
by WiW UK September 24, 2008
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Scutta-Nutta Buttahead Skeet Hoe

Scutta-Nutta Buttahead Skeet Hoe - (n.) pronunciation {Sk-ud-duh Nud-duh Bud-duh Hed Sk-ee-t Ho} 1. An over zealous male or female who partakes in an abnormally high amount of social carouseling of the genitailia. Or Scutta for short! 2. Skeet Hoes – a Scutta who takes their job even further by participating in excessive promiscuous activities. ie- fellatio, cunnulingus, or a surplus of slurping.
The biggest attrocity that Scutta-Nutta Buttahead Skeet Hoe can make would be to let an Athlete give her a chilli dog!

Man i wish this Scutta would Hop Off of my nutz.

I let this Skeet Hoe dome me up last night; matter of fact she domed up the entire track team!

Take The Scutta Exam:
This exam was created for anyone who is uncertain of their Status: Are U a Scutta? Could you even possibly be a Skeet Hoe? If you aren’t sure…we suggest that you probably are one of the two. No offense but the truth hurts people! And we only have two words for that…TOUGH BREAK!

If you answer YES to ANY of the following questions then I'm sorry to say...but you ARE a victim of SNBH Itis! And you should seek help immediately.

First Part: Are u a SCUTTA?

-Do you consciously or unconsciously tend to befriend a major portion of the people you chill with because of their celebrity status (Athletes, Greeks, Heads of Clubs and Organizations, etc)?

-Do you know the class, lunch, and travel schedules of certain popular people? Do you purposely fix your schedule in order to interact with them? (I sure hope not lol)

-Do you CONSTANTLY nag people in High ranking positions in order to attain involvement with that particular association? (ie –Randomly performing in public, just because a member of a performance group is in the vicinity - Becoming cool with someone, just so you can stay within their radar.)

- Do you sacrifice important matters or previously scheduled events in order to attend a social gathering that you know a particular male or female will be at?

-Do you frequently add Facebook friends that you don’t know or have never met?

-Are you wack in general? I mean as a person…seriously. U know if your wack. Not a lame because everybody can’t be popular; but if the majority of this campus doesn’t like you as a person, then maybe, just maybe… You’re a SCUTTA!

-Are you currently Dating more than one person at a time? You are not a pimp…lol

Part 2: Are U a Skeet Hoe?

This one question hits all aspects!

-Have you participated in any sexual activity on more than 2 occasions, each time with a different person or persons, within a single semester/session? (Fellatio, fondling, intercourse, or carpet munching)

SO…now that you know your status either, continue to go about your business or seek help if you need it. If you disagree with any of our ideas, perceptions or theories…Tough Break!
by Scutologist July 2, 2006
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shutty

the kind way to say STFU or shut up.
it's also good for when someone makes a stupid or comment or remark.
Bob: Wow Sarah, your boobs look REALLY great today.
(Sarah sends death glare.)
Sarah: Shutty.
by Brookiscoolerthanyou January 24, 2011
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Shutter Monkey

in digital photography, getting the "right shot" by shooting repeatedly, rapid fire, haphazardly, in hopes of hitting the perfect one. Like monkeys on a keyboard will eventually tap out Shakespeare.
He could have composed the shot, but he shutter monkeys instead.
by MPCricket December 11, 2009
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Low Shutter Speed

noun.

-the disorder of a victims sphincter not closing in time during a questionable fart, in turn releasing poo into said victims pants. Must happen on more that one occasion during a day to qualify. Victims with illness may be void. (decided by closest peers, on a hilarity sliding scale. ie. amount, frequency, smell, and victim's initial reaction upon release of said shart)
ex.

Victim: "Hey smell this fart! (plop) Oh, No!!!!!!! Curse this LOW SHUTTER SPEED! That's twice in one day now, god dammit!"
friend: "Oh, man! Classic, dude! Your running out of pants faster than the nursing home on enchilada night!
Victim: "Shut up!"
Friend: "You might wanna get that LOW SHUTTER SPEED looked at, man."
by big1jc November 24, 2011
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Shutty Town

The place you want someone to go when they won't shut it!
Shawn, I got you a one way ticket to Shutty Town!!!
by Bus driver to shutty town December 8, 2011
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