shedding snake

When your boyfriend's member sheds disgusting skin flakes.

Girlfriend: "Kyle, you pig!"

Kyle: "I'm sorry hunny... my snake's shedding its skin."

Girlfriend: "Yeah, well that shedding snake better not come near me."

by Booberella123 December 9, 2008

gone pear-shaped

British slang term, used to describe when a situation has gone bad....I've no idea where it originates, but that's how it's used.

Since the new manager took over, things at work have gone all pear-shaped and I'm afraid I may be out of a job soon.

by Kucitizen June 26, 2004

Shederosexual

Heterosexual men that enjoy drinking and partying in sheds.

You guys having a shederosexual night tonight?

by Curtsmcsquirt April 22, 2010

Shed Some Blood On The Situation

A variation on the phrase, shed some light on the situation. To point out the negative aspects in a situation. These aspects may or may not be obvious. The one who sheds the blood, or the shedder, might be trying to educate people to the facts or just be a douche. No matter the intentions, nine times out of ten, the shedder comes off as a douche.

Alan: Hey guys I got accepted into Princeton!

Greg: Nice! Way to go man.

Chad: Well have fun with your massive tuition dude.

Alan: Way to shed some blood on the situation jerk.

by It Was Written June 16, 2010

shedanky

ancient Celtic term for having particularly stagnant ball odor typically brought about by using ones own feces as masturbatory lubricant

The McGillicuddy clan lands are particularly shedanky when the wench folk are having their monthly lady time...aye...tis so

by Rusty O'Tooligan December 5, 2011

Shed my dirty spine

Passing stool.

"Shall we get some lunch?"

"Yeah, just let me shed my dirty spine and I'm good to go"

by adlewis82 October 1, 2012

SEPed

When one gets face fucked by a live update from Symantec Endpoint Protection (a popular antivirus solution for the Enterprise).

Commonly a result of tards rolling out policy updates with little to no testing.

Dude 1: Can you edit the host file on your virtual machine?
Dude 2: Nope, I bet we just got SEPed :(
Dude 1: Cunts!
Dude 2: Where are you going?
Dude 1: To rape a bitch.

by codemokey June 29, 2012