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Shotgun Masturbate 

To shotgun masturbate is to be able to jack off in one swift, shotgun pump-esque motion. This is due to the girl you are masturbating to being so ridiculously hot, that one shotgun pump motion is all you need.
Guy #1: Dude, how hot is she?
Guy #2: I swear, I could shotgun masturbate to her.
Guy #1: Really? I don't believe?
Guy #2: No lie. I swear. Just chk, chk, boom.
Shotgun Masturbate by TCT1 April 20, 2010

shotgun fade 

Similar to the shotgun mouthwash technique of dental cleanliness, a shotgun fade is the fastest haircut ever, and the last one you will ever need.
"Oh shit did you hear Qais got a shotgun fade? His hair looks tight but his face is kind of messed up. Yeah I can give you a ride to the funeral, no problem man. Yeah your sister and I are still not talking I don't really know what to do about her anymore anyway."
shotgun fade by jigoku August 26, 2007

shotgun effect 

The act of turning in a whole bunch of applications to different areas of employment in hope that at least one of them employs you.

The "shotgun effect" could mean anything involving multiple usage of something until something happens. It is similar to how a shotgun shoots : it fires a spread of buckshot, so if you're shooting a buckshot round from a distance, you'd better hope at least ONE of the pellets hit the target.
"The shotgun effect is my attempt to get a fucking job. BUT, it never happens. -_-' "
-me
shotgun effect by Dave April 1, 2004

shotgun shit 

when gas builds up in your ass and you have to shit, when you go to take the shit, you sit down on the toilet seat and the gas that was built up in your ass shoots the shit all over the toilet.
OH FUCK, i couldn't make it to the toilet so i shotgun shited all over the back wall.
shotgun shit by d to the rizake September 24, 2006

shotgun wedding 

Where the parents of one or both people of a couple force them to marry due to pregnancy of the female part of the couple.
I was forced to have a shotgun wedding with your mom
shotgun wedding by David Li April 23, 2005

shotgun house

a house of rooms that are connected without a corridor (often with a single floor)
She lives alone in a shotgun house.