A Shooting Star

When you’re laying on your back and fart, it sneaks up your vagina and it pops on the tip of your clit.

“I was watching Degrassi last night, and when I seen drake I let out a shooting star.”

by Witch_Devil May 14, 2023

minecraft school shooting

When a very brave white boy performs the necessary and liberates the building known as a school whilst in the blocky pornographic world of minecraft

Steve: Wow those kids really need a good minecraft school shooting
White kid nr43: Hold my Gatorade

by Meme "Trashalovania" Lord July 7, 2017

SSD (Straight Shooting Dick)

A penis with laser guided precision that locks straight to its target. It's been known to be somewhat predatory in some environments. It has been considered to be somewhat dangerous in ex Soviet states.

Be careful tonight, my radar says there are plenty of SSD (Straight Shooting Dick) out in the town looking for predatory targets to lock on to.

by GimpyLeg August 11, 2021

Shooting

Going After a Girl
Approaching a female
The act of attempting to flirt with a girl.
(Word is modeled after basketball players shooting a shot for a basket. You want to land the girl, who is the basket. So make your attempt by shooting your shot.)

Louis: "Damn!, look at that girl over there!"
Hans: "She bomb as fuck. You shooting?"

by K Savage XO April 30, 2015

shooting off

Shooting off - the act of masturbation. Originally meaning to leave or go somewhere (e.g. men may go shooting off to outer space..., I've got to shoot off now, will talk later though), but has come to mean wanking.

It was really awkward when Garr walked into the room and I was shooting off.

Person 1: Any plans for this evening?
Person 2: Not really. Might go shooting off later.
Person 1: Ok. Remember to clean it up afterwards :)

by Jon Pertwee III January 10, 2014

Shooting the stork

When one of your friends is in the process of penetrating somebody else with his wee wee, you dive in and flick him in the dick before he ejaculates, causing him to shrink and be unable to hump with meaning anymore.

'Shooting the stork' is the new 'pulling out.'

I got tired of my roommate and his female companion keeping me awake, so I hopped out of bed and shot his stork. She left in about 30 seconds.

by PleaseEatMe March 14, 2010

Sholing

A very nice little part of Southampton with a village green, a Tescos and a few other shops. It spreads out quite a bit so it's not always clear where Sholing starts and ends. Sholing is near to Weston, Woolston, Thornhill, Bitterne and Bursledon.

I live in Sholing.
Which part of Sholing?
Near to Tescos.

by sparklyamanda December 30, 2010