shomiting

When you're vomiting and shitting at the same time. Likely due to food poisoning.

Holy fuck, I ate some bad Indian food last night and can't stop shomiting this morning.

by Pittance for Mittens May 5, 2016

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Shmofessional

When you are decent at something but not quite a professional

I played shmofessional football in collage

by Agent X88 August 4, 2016

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Shomit

Where you're shitting and you have to vomit between your legs.

I woke up after a night of drinking and had to shomit.

by Rootae December 26, 2016

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The result of heavy drinking and deep sea fishing. This combination creates a violent abdominal flex. The moment of Shomit, is when a body becomes so tense it then exceeds the max PSF your body can handle, then the fun begins at both ends.

Steve was at a fast pace of consuming drinks while on a fishing trip. He then started to vomit over the side of the boat and proceeded to defecated in shorts at the same time. To sum it up in one word, Shomit .

by dg40period April 12, 2017

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