E-Shlong

An online dick

That tweet was written by an e-shlong obviously!
What an E-Shlong!

by Hendrix the Jimmy October 15, 2022

general long shlong

A dude with a massive dick.

Holy shit. It's general long shlong.

by AbramsM203 February 23, 2017

Shlong

A shlong is a basically a really large dick

Person 1: I have a large shlong

Person 2: want to have a shlong war?

by belalalabo August 15, 2025

Shlong

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My shlong burns when i put it in acid

by my ass itches very much April 26, 2024

Shlong

male sexual genitalia, which is absaloutly enormous in every which way, length and diameter, like a human elephant penis.

Did you here... Andy's got an absolutely enormous shlong of a penis.

Coh I know it's massive.

by Holyfuckingwillisboi May 22, 2018

Shlong

A penis and combined into one.

what a long shlong!!!

by longlivejj May 2, 2022

Shlong

Shlong is a combination of the word short and long

This building isn’t quite so short or long, it’s shlong

by DndBoi June 15, 2023