Your dad sells Avon

A Scottish insult, "Your dad sells Avon" or "Yer da sells avon" is a killer insult known to end any argument you have. You know it's over when this is used.

Scottish Boy: "Aye fuck off that's just bullshit, it's what your family does.
Scottish Boy 2: "Shut up bro your dad sells avon"
Scottish Boy : Ended

by fatzoot12345 March 20, 2018

Blue Shell Politician

Named for the "blue shell" in Super Mario Kart games. A politician who creates a policy whose purpose is to slow down or eliminate those who have gotten ahead in society. The effect is to eliminate the current leaders and replace them with a new leader.

Barack Obama is a blue shell politician.

by MennerOfFish March 28, 2010

shellie

the most amazing person in the world. she is beautiful and very intelligent as well as funny and has a good sense of humor.

I went out with Shellie the other day. She's absolutely incredible!

opposite:

Wow, Shellie is by far the most dullest person I have ever known.

by shellflagell February 3, 2010

Ghost in the Shell Stand Alone Complex

An anime cartoon at airs on Adult Swim Monday through Wednesday at 1:30 AM, and then again at 4:30 AM. Know as a cyberpunk classic, the series is about the time between the two movies "Ghost in the Shell" and "Ghost in the Shell 2: Innocence" in which a cyber crime fighting unit known as Section 9 fights cyber warfare and keeps things in check from a cyber hacker known as the "Laughing Man."

I stayed up until 1:30 AM to watch Ghost in the Shell Stand Alone Complex.

by The Laughing Man June 27, 2005

Shellieism

When you truly believe that Alaska is located next to Hawaii.

'Guys you can clearly see on this map of the fifty states that Alaska and Hawaii are right next to each other!'

by The clause April 19, 2005

Shelley

Orgin: Old English Born of High-Spirit. Friend to all and lover of the Circling Sea. Delicate like a Seashell and strong-willed like gun-shell. Shelley of the meadow or clearing the bank.

Name: Gender as a Male or Female

Orgin: Hebrew Rachel, Shelley, Shell, Chellie, Raychel,
of the mine, is mine, to be mine the one a little Lamb.

Ask Shelley, "What is" = Shelley

by Shelley Spinster February 3, 2010

shelbs

hmm.
shelbs is a tight person who likes to take long walks on the beach.
she also enjoys taco bell and doing random shat.
she's cool around everyone she knows and can host a pretty fly party.

shel,shelb,shelby,shelbs

by shelby. hahahaha January 10, 2009