A version of the renowned and loved David Attenborough, used best to describe someone who has, or is undergoing, the process of shitting oneself, as the faecal matter currently deposited in their underwear contains various undiscovered and undocumented lifeforms, much like the one's David Attenborough discovers in his wildife documentaries.
*James shits himself violently*
Ben; Eugh gross, James just shat himself!
Matt; haha, what a David Shattenborough!
Ben; Eugh gross, James just shat himself!
Matt; haha, what a David Shattenborough!
by CompulsiveDribbler304 April 26, 2011
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to accidently delete your own account by putting your own name in the entry field thats clearly says "delete account"
aka being polish
aka being polish
phew, I almost pulled a shattered, but then I seen the big red button that said "delete account" and decieded not to click it
by Nate January 12, 2004
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Get the Shafto mug.Normally means "shutta tha fuck up" according to danny figueroa. Also used for people who tend to kill it alot like danny's chunty friends.
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