shamp

It is a term categorizing the thirsty, the narcissistic, and the try-hards.

"What a fucking shamp, he's trying to wheel Cathy Jaworfski

by doctord February 7, 2015

Seaspray

When a male urinates in a urinal and some of it sprays back onto his legs

Damn man I have to shower, I peed at the movies and had some mad seaspray

by Jackaugs August 8, 2014

Shamposium

A symposium to promote a sham (such as a pyramid scheme or get rich quick business)

My friend is trying to get me to go to this shamposium later to get involved in the pyramid scheme that he bought into, what a douche.

by HipStir March 29, 2015

Shampadarph

Shampadarph (alt. champadarph) noun - A field of mathematical study, like calculus, that is mean to improve upon the basic quality of life. It was created to open the doorway for anyone to come up with their own mathematical system. Shampadarph, specifically, includes two new operations, the darph and the shamp. This system is sure to change the way math is taught in our earthly society.

Note: Also spelled

Student 1: Have you done your shampadarph homework yet?
Student 2: No, I don't understand how to darph the numbers and the TA's office hours aren't until tomorrow
Student 1: At this rate I will never finish trading shamps and marps!
Student 2: Good luck dude...

by NewMath September 13, 2016

shampert

shamperter shiminy shaperter shampert junior shamperter

isaiah is a shampert shemperter nyarken shamperter junior

by shamperter October 14, 2017

Shampeat

Unlike a threepeat, this is when your team is so bad it consistently loses year after year named after the Northeastern Shamrocks, pro hockey team.

Bro, our team is about to pull a shampeat for the next few years

by Shampeater October 2, 2019

Shampeeing

The the evil act of peeing in someone’s shampoo bottle and then not telling them. Leaves someone with pee in their hair for the duration they have that bottle.

Joey: “Yo Im shampeeing in jakes bottle.”
Pablo: “wow man that’s fucked up!”

by taxevasion July 18, 2020