I thought it was just a regular fart until poo was in my pants and I realized it was actually a shart.
by ctog November 24, 2018

by Hello37 July 13, 2017

When someone relaxes they're asshole and thinks it's just a fart but then shits them selves and farts but just thinks it's sweat but then it smells then that person goes to the restroom and uses toilet paper or wipes to get the shit and shit stain off
by Highland69 July 14, 2016

blowing bits of crap when u just wanted to fart that can lead to shock / and paralasis/ and sometimes even having to throw away your undies
by hand of October 25, 2019

When you fart and shit at the same time and you have to wash your pants 7 time to get the stain out.
Jimmy: Mum, I just shart.
Mum: Jesus fucking christ Jimmy that’s the third time this week. And it’s only Tuesday!
Later that day...
eBay attendant: Hi welcome to eBay
Mum: Yes, I want to sell my son.
Mum: Jesus fucking christ Jimmy that’s the third time this week. And it’s only Tuesday!
Later that day...
eBay attendant: Hi welcome to eBay
Mum: Yes, I want to sell my son.
by Aussiestereotypes April 8, 2020

(child collar made this definition) shart is where u take a massive shit and u fart at the same time
i like taking massive sharts on the earth so whenever theres an eathquake just know collar is sharting on the earth ok dont be scared
i like taking massive sharts on the earth so whenever theres an eathquake just know collar is sharting on the earth ok dont be scared
by child collar April 1, 2020

When someone needs to fart and they try to hold the fart but instead they accidentally pass gas and the fart turns into a combination of shit and fart.
by UrPinkyToe August 31, 2020
