Kentucky Pencil Sharpener

A vagina that is so diseased, it'd be healthier to fuck a pencil sharpener.

Xander: Bro, Miranda is so hot. I would pay good money to hook up with her.
Grayson: Nah man, big Pete got with her last week and said she's got a Kentucky Pencil Sharpener. He's been icing his junk ever since.
Xander: God damn...

by Ichabod's_Cumslave May 18, 2016

shappy

Adj. / noun

1)
Shappy: to be happy, joyous, overly- amazing in every way possible, and quite factually the coolest thing that ever walked the planet lol

2)
SHappy: of or referring to the person or thing that is named shappy and shares the sames characteristics as the adj.

Example: THis shappy pink lemonade is quite refreshing!

Example: Shappy, you are a verrrrrrrrryyyyyy shappy person!!!!!!

by d e f January 9, 2009

sharpie

Permanent marker used for the sole purpose to write on somebody's face when they have passed out(i.e. black hawk down) usually if they are so intoxicated or high.

Steve: Hey! Matt just passed out!
Chad: SWEET! I'll go get the sharpie.

The Next Day...
Matt: WTF! Steve! Chad! I'm gonna kick your asses!

by Gts976 January 3, 2009

sharp as an apple

An apple, being spherical and smooth, is one of the least sharp objects one could find. The phrase "sharp as an apple" therefore means that the subject is slow mentally. An idiot. It can also be used in a self-deprecating manner whenever someone comments on your failures, though typically it helps if you don't actually believe you are.

Guy 1: Hey man, what do you think would happen if I stuck my hand in this blender and turned it on?
Guy 2: You really are sharp as an apple, you know that?

by Turkey Boy February 27, 2008

Sharpie rule

This universal law states that if one steals a Sharpie marker pen from a colleague's pencil case, it will become the thief's possession once the thief has owned it for longer than the original owner.

"He stole my new Sharpie marker but I can't take it back because of the goddamn Sharpie rule."

by blindorange October 2, 2009

sharpest tool in the shed

Those rare individuals you find who, in addition to formal education, have considerable life experience, most likely from the School of Hard Knocks, and unlike the majority of the population, these individuals allow their vast pool of wisdom and knowledge to eventually shed their Ego and open up to Enlightenmentand and find their Path and then Enlightenment as many others as humanly possible. "Jack of All Trades"

"I just hired this sharp new gal Kristine as my Life Support Specialist. She not only has a formal education, but appears to have attended the School of Hard Knocks as well. She appears to have had a tough life but I'd say she's the sharpest tool in the shed that I've ever met to date!

by LoneStarPatio December 10, 2015

sharpei

A penis with an excessive amount of foreskin; usually in triangular form.

Wow, Brian sure does have a sharpei!

by KG mones September 16, 2005