shadingly

a regular sized penis

you have a shadingly

by swanybeast69 August 11, 2009

Shanding

Adj. To tap or rap (with your fingers or a pen, for example) repetitively on a desk, keyboard or other solid object. Done in order to cause annoyance to other people close by to you, especially at work or school where you need to concentrate. Invariably perpetrated by people who think it's cool to do so, along with other annoying habits such as pen clicking.

*tap tap tappity-tap, tap tap tappity tap...*
"I wish that tool would stop shanding! He knows all the desks are bolted together! I can't concentrate for him constantly shanding."

*rap rap-rap rap, rap rap-rap rap...*
"Dude, I really need to concentrate on this customers' order. Please, for the love of God, stop shanding"

by Dirtcreature X1 April 29, 2014

Shardin

The act of defecation by a Deep Sea Diver no less than 15 minutes prior to Sup checks before entering a Hyperbaric Chamber or conducting diving operations. To prevent contamination and discomfort to others inside an enclosed space with foul human bodily fluids, fumes and major shits (I.e farts/gas/bubbleguts)

Doc forgot to take a shardin and 30 minutes into the dive he had to go while two other divers where in the chamber.

You better take your Shardin!!

Yo, you shardin yet?

Deep sea diver hdnd

by KDSA November 6, 2015

sharking like a bitch

When you refuse to settle for nothing less than a hot chick when it comes to meeting new people.

You know why Jorge doesn't have any friends that are girls? Cause he's sharking like a bitch and holding out for only smokin chicas.

by GERONIMOX October 17, 2008

Sharking

While a female is giving a male oral sex and her teeth rubs against the males penis. Very unpleasurable.

Hey bro, i got my dick sucked by that girl the other night and i didn't really like it." "Why? Was she sharking?!

by Lancedapants August 26, 2010

Sharking

The act of sticking your penis, commonly known as cock, into someone else's ear. This should be, but is not necessarily, a surprise act.

The act of sharking is strongly frowned upon in some societies.


I just decided to fucking shark that bitch.

That mother-fucker just sharked me!

by Sharkmeister AKA Kakashi February 23, 2009

sharking

When one sticks two to three fingers forcefully up someones butt to inflict pain.

Matt and Sam were sharking Justin so bad he began to bleed.

by Sirota June 4, 2011