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shanker

Someone who fails to do something they were supposed to do. Shanking can be deliberate or accidental, the key aspect is just that they failed to come through on something.
Someone not showing up to their friend's party is just a flake.
But not showing up, and also forgetting they were supposed to bring the tap, that is a shanker.
by mad scientist August 28, 2006
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Spanked my Bacon!

Spanked my Bacon is an action packed statement used to describe the feeling of metaphorically being paddled on your bottom with overwhelming, stimulating and provocative information. Having your bacon spanked can potentially lead to creative spurts and intense exhaustion, later followed by a cigarette and if you're lucky, another round.
Wow! That concert really spanked my bacon!

Hey baby! Want me to spank your bacon? Here, hold my beer while I download.

A man in uniform really spanks my bacon!
by Madeline Laughs July 9, 2011
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skanked

to have danced "skank" in a past tense
last week i skanked my ass off
by Natalie b April 13, 2004
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skanked

being both "stoned" and "tanked" at the same time.
I drank a few beers and smoked a joint and I was "skanked"
by nora cheesecake July 16, 2005
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Skanked Rough

(v) Skanked Rough
1. The act of being disrespected, harrassed, or mistreated in any way to an intolerable extent. Can also be used in a sexual situation or any other negative situation.

Note: One may 'skank rough' or be in the process of 'skanking rough', though the past tense makes the most sense.
Ed: Dude, did Mara ditch you the other day?

Ivan: Yeah, she didn't even text me back after talking about hanging out all week, she skanked me rough.

Ed: Don't try to hang out with her anymore, you'll just get skanked rough again.
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shankadoodle

1. a gigantic fiasco
2. a Navajo indianboy
3. shaft-master shaft
"Whoa, James, that was a major shankadoodle!"
by JIMMY April 11, 2003
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shaned

Brighton/London slang

1 To be beat down physically or verbally.
2 To be beaten at a game of some kind.
3 To be mocked so badly, that you can never show your face in public ever again, leaving you with only one means of socialization: the internet.
1 Boy 1: Did you see that guy getting yelled at by that lass?
Boy 2: Yeah yeah! He was getting proper shaned!

2 Girl: HA! I WIN! SUCKS TO BE YOU! SHANED!!

3 Girl 1: Ugh! Look at tha scene twat with her extentions and converse.
Boy: But you wear extentions and converse.
Girl 2: Oh! Shaned.
by ohnoes! December 12, 2008
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