semmu

SEMMU

In turkish It means cold

Woooooooo he's so cold like an ice.
SEMMU is a cassonova for whom Girls will just die to be with him.

by semmu February 24, 2010

Sedouche

Sedouche (er) (ed) (ing): When at a party or any social situation and a major douche bag will not stop hitting on you or making sexual advances.

I was sedouched hardcore last night.

He is a master of sedouching.

Oh, Scott? He's a big sedoucher.

by TwoFourSixOhOne March 6, 2011

semute

Someone who is semute is usually, nearly mute. They usually don't talk, but if they do, they usually don't say much. Semute can be used to describe someone in general, or can be used to describe someone at any given time that they fit the definition. Semute is a portmanteau of "semi" and "mute", pronounced "sem-yoot" or "semi-oot"

Hey, you know Maddie from School? Yeah, she's really semute. I don't think I've heard her speak for the last month.

by Werdnae June 1, 2011

Smoulgus

Smoulgus is noun or sometimes adjective that is equivalent to AIDS, Hepatitis, Gonorrhea, Syphilis, Chlamydia, Crabs, Genital Warts, and any imaginable STI, all rolled into one delightfully disgusting package. Its basically a word to describe pure disgusting grimey grossness.

Suck my smoulgus.

I just ate a sandwhich that tasted like smoulgus.

Your face looks like smoulgus.

My smoulgus itches.

Your sister gave me smoulgus.

by waffles and dubstep March 4, 2012

shmout

A woman "sh" who is being motherly "m" and needs to leave "out" because she is not actually your mother and is becoming annoying

"I'm so annoyed by this shmout"

"why"
"because she is not my mother and is being quite controlling"

by Kat Bb February 7, 2014

Smouger

A woman that is too old to be a couger, but still thinks and acts like one.

That old blonde tried being cute, and wanted a free drink, but she was a smouger and didn't get anything.

by Laughing at you now... September 20, 2016

Seoul sitting desk

A sex act that modifies the doggy-style position. In this position, the top uses the bend in the small of the bottom's back to prop up a device playing porn.

My wife really wants to have sex but I don't know if I can get it up for her anymore!

Relax, dude. For all you care, you could be having sex with Riley Reid if you can sneak in a Seoul sitting desk.

by Raulcito August 28, 2017