Selfie

A picture you've taken of yourself which reveals how gay you actually look. Generally uploaded to facebook and later photoshopped by your friends.

Jimbob: "I'm gonna take a selfie and post it to facebook because I have swag!"

*looks on facebook and realizes that she isn't as hot as she thought she was*

by PotatoNinja April 30, 2014

Selfie Queen

A guy who takes a feminine amount of selfies, often an insult.

Guy 1: "Aidan is overthrowing Alister as Selfie Queen!"
Guy 2: "Dude, we need to get him away from Snapchat!"

by idowatiwant02thuglyf12vie August 7, 2014

Selfie

A symptom of the current narcissistic epidemic whereby the subject takes a filtered, highly polished (often completely over-exposed) photograph of themselves and uploads it to instagram, facebook or some other social media outlet. Its often motivated by a need for adulation, attention or validation from ones "followers" or "friends" and is sometimes accompanied with some self-deprecating comment about how "shit" they look.

Girl - "Jeez, I've hundreds of friends on facebook, instagram and MySpace. Gonna have to do a clean out"

Guy - "Yeah? Strange that each and every Selfie churned out by yourself couldn't have been taken by one of your many adoring friends.

by Molly Sugden May 23, 2014

Selfie

Another name for masturbation

I was all the way in Colorado and Jessica was in Texas so I stooped to it and gave myself a selfie :/

by SORGBURD August 31, 2013

Selfie Sunday

A picture taken of yourself by yourself and posted on a social media site on any particular Sunday.

"Do not photobomb me, this going up as my selfie sunday."

by instagrammarnazi March 2, 2014

selfie arm

the arm visible in a picture when

someone is taking a selfie. Now Less common after the front facing camera was popularized

John: Did you see Sara's picture on Instagram?

Jim: yeah it must have been a selfie. Look at that arm!

Or.

Jim: is this a selfie?

John: I don't see a selfie arm but maybe they used their front facing camera

by Juan Pablo Montoya 69 November 3, 2013

Selfiestick

Penis of a guy who masturbates a lot

It's was just me and my selfiestick hanging out this weekend.

by Kouschik July 16, 2015