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victoria's secret

1. Women's clothing store famous for it's catalog with hot models in lingerie.

2. I don't know...she won't tell me...
1. I bought my wife some pajamas from Victoria's Secret at the mall.

2. Joe: What the hell is Victoria smiling about?
Ed: I don't know...she won't tell me...
by naknumm February 1, 2008
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Secret Santa Sex

When a group of friends or co-workers draw names out of a hat to decide who has sex with whom at the Christmas party.
I was hoping to draw Susie from accounting for my Secret Santa Sex but I drew Pat from shipping instead. I hope Pat's a girl.
by Gearls December 24, 2008
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Secret Squirrel

A cue from an old cartoon show that was a parody of the spy genre; one of the characters was a squirrel spy. Originally meant to refer to someone working in covert operations or intelligence (undercover police, CIA, military intelligence, etc).

It is now often used to refer to people who claim to have worked in the intelligence community in online forums and in person out of context with questionable veracity - ie potential/real poseurs/frauds.
Forum poster X - " I worked in intelligence for 5 years and served in special operations but my service history is completely classified."

Forum poster Y -" Oh great, another secret squirrel."
by Panzer88 June 24, 2010
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post secret

a website in which you anonymously confess your secret to the world
The "Dirty Little Secret" song by All-American Rejects totally ripped of The Post Secret idea.
by Salade M August 12, 2006
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Secret Artist Society

A group of artists who travel the world. In each hotel they stay in, they remove a painting on the wall and paint their own artwork behind it, then when they are finished they put the painting back on the wall so their own art work is unseen. Then, when the hotel room is redecorated, the picture is taken down and the people are shocked to find another person has painted a fabulous artwork behind it!

Other than this, little is known about the Secret Artist Society.
Person 1: I stayed in the hotel the other night and accidentally knocked a picture off the wall, and there was another painting on the wall behind it!

Person 2: It's time I let you in on a little secret... The Secret Artist Society!
by Dainy July 24, 2009
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Secret Gay Orgies

Commonly occur on hard floors whilst wearing baggy shorts and singlets. Often referred to as "basketball". Basketball was designed as a homosexual sport, the most obvious evidence of this is that the "key" looks strangely like a penis.
Fred: Hey Bob, want to go watch some Secret Gay Orgies, lots of big black guys all over each other.

Bob: Are the Lakers playing?

Fred: Yes.

Bob: Sick i'm in. They are the best homosexuals.
by TheTruth31. October 13, 2009
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weird secret sex lips

Usually refers to the features of a man who has strangely feminine lips. Such features usually make someone look like they keep some kind of vilainous sexploitation secret IE. Sex trafficker, pedophile, rapists or other sexual aggressor.
"You stay over there with your weird secret sex lips."
by Mr B*tchMaker March 14, 2019
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