Sebastian

Sebastians think that they are awesome, whether they are or not. Some Sebastians are just obnoxious, while others have actual potential. Though Sebastians are generally good-looking, the mean ones will be horrible and crotchety in their old age, and as the years go by their penises will get smaller and smaller until approximately the size of a pea. This all depends on the niceness of your Sebastian. If he isn't a douche-bag, his penis may get even larger over time. Pick your Sebastian wisely!

Whao, that Sebastian is hot, but his penis is smaller than a thumbtack!

That guy is so nice...what a Sebastian.

by Everysinglecolor September 11, 2011

Sebastian

A cocksucking cum guzzling cum dumpster

Dude you’re such a fu@$&ing Sebastian

by Balllicker5000 November 1, 2017

Sebastian

One who is whipped repeatedly by his girlfriend before getting his trashcan raided.

"Damn dude, those raccoons made you look like a Sebastian"

by PimpedKoala August 16, 2016

Sebastian

aka the definition of a gay piece of shit

Oh hey its sebastian!
Yeah the gayest kid in school!

by SirSpooks November 30, 2021

Guy Sebastian

He who sings foul manufactured piss. Associated with a fundamentalist christian "church" (read: nasty ass far-right cult, but with clapping and such)

Guy Sebastian, he's the devil man.

by tea chest November 10, 2006

Guy Sebastian

a) The first winner of Australian Idol and a talented young man who is the antithesis of of manufactured singers. b)The boy with the fro
c)A strong believer and keeper of faith

"Dat's what I'm talk'n bout!"

by schizophonic February 9, 2004

Guy Sebastian

The most sincere person anyone would ever meet. With a heart of gold, Guy remains faithful towards his music and fans with his incredible voice, giving out the best tunes ever heard. Being a Christian myself, he makes us all proud!!! I'm FOREVER WITH YOU Guy.... GO THE FRO

beautiful sincere lovely

by Laura January 31, 2005