Sealed Acorn

when someone or something is acting\beeing unbelievably dumb that it's level of IQ is to be compared to a sealed acorn

...Twiggyshei you're such a sealed acorn
!!YO Jumbo! Stop acting like a sealed acorn
Hey G-BLOB!! since when you started beeing like a sealed acron? you fool

by DanVonDan32 January 9, 2017

Searley

A bald prick who loves to watch dating shows

'Hey man have you been being a Searley?'

'Yeah all I've done is watched catfish all weekend'

by Yeahhhhman321 May 19, 2017

SEALEDPARSLEY45

That guy who knocks people in fortnight but somehow does not get the kill credit also loves to laugh at anything his funny friend says to him on XBOX

I got SEALEDPARSLEY45d why did I not get that kill

by God did you not kill him June 6, 2018

spagledoid

A retard who shits their pants every time they get aroused mostly common on platforms like twitch and youtube

"Ayooo i heard Sodapoppin is a spagledoid what a dude right?"

by Shaggy Roggers April 28, 2019

SealedKiller

Person on Discord that argues over simple things.

You are such a SealedKiller!

by thepercentageguy October 23, 2019

Swagless

Not having or showing the proper swagger to be accepted by society.

“Do thou have the adequate amount of swag?”
“No,” he replied sadly. “I am swagless.”

by thegreenestbean April 11, 2020

skeagle

A very nice man that plays a lot of minecraft!

Skeagle killed that noob in skywars!

by skege September 25, 2020