schmackie

A slang for penis, as defined by Paul Reiser in the television sitcom Mad About You.

"Helen, what do you mean you didn't marry me for the size of my schmackie!?"

by Tits McGavin May 26, 2008

schmadiculous

Like ridiculous but EIGHT TIMES WORSE

Yasmin is schmadiculous.

by Iamarealpersonsubmittingthis July 4, 2008

schmagmite

a female who is nasty, dirty, whore, ugly, etc.

prostitute, chicken head, schmagmite

by chauncey wellington February 18, 2009

Schmagegged

Messed up beyond saving that which has been messed up.

Obtrusively destroyed.

"Dammit, Ang! You've Schmagegged the entire project!"

"Oh, that's it Rich, this situation is officially schmagegged."

by General Stuart June 2, 2009

schmaggagial

Someone who eats baby animals, fish, or humans alive and raw

Dude, that crazy monster is a Schmaggagial!

by Zay Fiasco April 13, 2009

Schmag pie

Orgasm men or women

How many times did you Schmag Pie when we had sex?

by syllchick December 19, 2009

schmainkin

1. a word that describes craziness or chaos.

2. Also it can be used as a substitute for any other word, meaning absolutely nothing.

1. Dave had a schmainkin party.

2. What the schmainkin is going on with ya.

by SH1 June 19, 2010