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ivory smuggler

a woman bitch cunt ho given to excessive dildo use to the extent her cunt twat snatch has become some cavernous she could smuggle such an item through Customs
her right arm looks so strong she's either a tennis player or an ivory smuggler
by Sheepshagger November 19, 2006
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gerbal smuggler

richard gere is a gerbal smuggler

seth hedstrom smuggles gerbels
by chubbs onapa August 17, 2012
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Chubby Smuggler

A woman who hides contraband fat on her social media and dating profiles. This is achieved by using crafty photography.
Hey man that girl you like is a chubby smuggler.
by Robbo1995 December 11, 2017
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the chinese smuggler

It is the act of lubricating a condom with soy sauce before vaginal intercourse followed by the man (asian or caucasion decent) going down on said woman for exquisite taste.
Tai: Dude, I totally pulled the chinese smuggler on Chuane-Mu, it was epic.
by Mike Carini March 5, 2009
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Snuggler

someone who loves to just lie in bed (usually on the bottom). these people like to only wear comfortable clothing (usually father's clothing). they are usually most fun in bed and most fun to lie wit. everything they do is for comfort. and they love being naked because it liberates them. they usually live in nudist colonies
Rara is the best snuggler.
by Emilia Sandwell January 9, 2011
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banana smuggler

jeans, specifically jeans so tight that your dong is rocking out. hence the term, smuggling bananas. See Journey circa 1978.
"man i got these new banana smugglers but the waist is a little tight. i'm starting to black out."
by endless lip June 23, 2008
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Pug Smuggler

A Pug Smuggler is someone who hides a Pug (dog) in their anal cavity whilst traveling through international borders.
I caught a Pug Smuggler trying to get into Mexico the other day.
by Eagleboobs August 1, 2010
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