scrumptious slugs

Is that a slug, caught in the light?
It would make a tasty delight.
To catch one can be very easy,

I've heard that they taste very cheesy.
Dumping salt on one makes it thirsty.
It might die in a minute thirty.

To cook a slug, it must be placed in a pot,
If it isn't dead it will feel distraught.
Let the pot simmer until the water boils.
The slime from the slug will burn like oils.
A plate is now ready for the slug,
Or maybe it belongs in a mug.

Eating it will be like eating an eel,
Swallow it wrong and it won't be an excellent meal.
If cooked right it will taste better than a frog.
Or maybe even better than a hog.
I recommend you eat it with some grain,
So that the taste can be embedded in your slug sized brain.

Wow, those were some scrumptious slugs

by T H O T P O L I C E October 3, 2018

scrumptch

The level of deliciousness or tastiness that something can be. A condensed version of scrumptious.

"Hey bro, did you see Karina's ass in those yoga pants? Scrumptch!"

by sliceofhell January 28, 2019

Scrumpticious

Very sexy and/or desirable

“This book is scrumpticious”
“Santiago’s looking very scrumpticious today”

by LongPeepeeGoodAtFortniteGuy April 4, 2019

Scrumptious

You would use this this word, “scrumptious” as saying something smells scrumptious or looks that way

Scroonch: I SMELL SCRUMPTIOUS

Gooch: NO YOU DO NOT

by Scroonch April 13, 2019

scrumptidoodles

1) You text this when you want to affirm that it's either 3 am and/or you're high and can't remember how to diplomatically admit it's 3am and/or you're high

2) you want food and/or are high
3) you are too hysterical to formulate a coherent sentence

Will: How are you all?
Finn: I just shot myself in the foot and was dishonorably discharged from the army and dumped my fiance because I was too sleepy to talk to her also I'm hungry and want a grilled cheesus
Will: ...
Finn: scrumptidoodles

by boopanije October 27, 2020

Scrumptum

When a male’s testicles shrink due to cool ambient temperature

Michael Phelps had serious scrumptum when he won the gold medal.

by Granfunk March 4, 2021

Scrumptdilicious

If one wants to call something, or someone (we don’t judge,) one can use this word to add a kick to it.

Dakota: Dude KAITO is scrumptdilicious!
Niki: Ikr bro he’s the definition if scrumptdilicious!
Mac: Help what.

by Nakamoshii September 4, 2022