When you have an itchy ass cause you didn't wipe well in the first place. Your whole day changes cause you can't walk properly. So you need to learn to wipe better.
Man, this crack scratch is really ruining my shopping experience can we stop at the bathroom a quick second to let me clean myself.
by Itchytaint December 3, 2021
Get the Crack Scratchmug. by sbs1890 November 2, 2021
Get the Chicken Scratchmug. Quick meal thrown together with odd bits and bobs of food out of one’s fridge and cupboards (especially tinned).
by LadyShady November 4, 2019
Get the scratch mealmug. by SCOUPZ October 11, 2019
Get the Scratch Papermug. When you poop after eating a lot of roughage that didn't fully digest & the stools produce a scrape & scratch sensation as they pass through your sphincter.
I ate a kale salad quickly last night for dinner and maybe didn't chew it up enough because the healthy scratch I felt this morning looked like it was mostly caused by all the green in the bowl
by milpoolSK February 22, 2023
Get the Healthy Scratchmug. A man returned from a drunken and chemically facilitated night out on the wrong side of the tracks. Another man, upon seeing our hero's return, quipped: "he's been scratching the underside".
by Bakelite October 2, 2012
Get the Scratching the undersidemug. A positively evil and cunning man who did everything in his power to destroy the legendary BAU. Any who believe Alvez should’ve saved him are wrong.
“Mr Scratch waged war against the BAU” - Rossi s12e14
“Scratch got deeper into my head than I care to admit, and the only way I was able to stay sane was by repeating a mantra, two words” - Prentiss s13e1
“Scratch got deeper into my head than I care to admit, and the only way I was able to stay sane was by repeating a mantra, two words” - Prentiss s13e1
by ruredusecotw February 3, 2021
Get the Mr Scratchmug.