When your wearing a kilt and bending over and someone quickly runs up unexpectedly and shoves a dry finger into your rectum.
by Jimboisgay December 23, 2018
Get the Scotch filletmug. Oh the humanity, my ass icthes so damn bad from the excess poop scotch left behind.
I have literally been in and out of the bathroom all day long, wiping away the poop scotch that just doesn't end.
I remember coming home from school with poop scotch on my tightly whiteys, due to the massive weggies Nelson would give me on a daily basis.
I have literally been in and out of the bathroom all day long, wiping away the poop scotch that just doesn't end.
I remember coming home from school with poop scotch on my tightly whiteys, due to the massive weggies Nelson would give me on a daily basis.
Oh golly gee, I obviously cut my turd off to early, being that I've been wiping poop scotch of my itchy brown eye all day.
Damn my ass itches bad, I can only imagine how sticky and thick the poop scotch is down yonder.
What a hot brutal day I've had at work honey, especially with the terrible swamp ass I've been dealing with throughout the day, I couldn't wait to get back and wash the sticky and very itchy poop scotch out of my turd cutter hairs.
Damn my ass itches bad, I can only imagine how sticky and thick the poop scotch is down yonder.
What a hot brutal day I've had at work honey, especially with the terrible swamp ass I've been dealing with throughout the day, I couldn't wait to get back and wash the sticky and very itchy poop scotch out of my turd cutter hairs.
by anonymous May 5, 2017
Get the poop scotchmug. by TinyNipp July 8, 2021
Get the Hoppity-Scotchmug. Alternative for whiskey dick. When you drink so much liquor you can’t get your penis to work for you.
“Did you hear about what happened to Dan after Jenny’s party the other night? He and Carrie were trying to f*ck and the poor man had a major case of Scotch Richard.”
“Talk about bad luck, maybe he won’t drink so much next time.”
“Talk about bad luck, maybe he won’t drink so much next time.”
by KCCalloway December 29, 2018
Get the scotch richardmug. "Just like scotch and coke, goes hand in hand"
"Wow you look scotched dude!"
"Would you scotch her?"
"Nothing better than a scotch and coke to get you through the night"
"Scotch 1,2,3"
"Let's play some hop scotch"
"Wow you look scotched dude!"
"Would you scotch her?"
"Nothing better than a scotch and coke to get you through the night"
"Scotch 1,2,3"
"Let's play some hop scotch"
by Scotchandcoke123 August 2, 2019
Get the Scotchmug.