Schitzen giggles

To do something for the fun of it, and for no other reason. Condensed version of shits and giggles.

Why did he try to blow open the sewage container, for schitzen giggles, no other reason.

by M@$+ErHaxzor! February 7, 2007

karate schnitzel

1. Tenacious D song
2. (Kyle Gass ate it)

KARATE SCHNITZEL
JB: God, I'm fuckin hungry. Let me check the fridge... Dude, where's my fuckin
schnitzel? Hey, wake up. Wake up you asshole, wake up.
KG: Whahahat? Wh?
JB: Wake up.
KG: What?
JB: You ate my fuckin schnitzel.
KG: What?
JB: You ate my fuckin schnitzel.
KG: Well it was in there. If you put it in there, then it's fair game.
JB: Yeah?
KG: For anybody that wants to eat it.
JB: Well then maybe this is fair game. YAH!
KG: Ow God, Hey!
JB: Yeah, that's right its a karate chop!
KG: What're ya doin?
JB: Well if you didn't like that, how 'bout this? KIYAY!
KG: OW!

by karate schnitzel June 1, 2006

schmitzy

perspire, to sweat

Its schmitzy as hell outside!

by vandango March 19, 2009

Schnittzle

A multipurpose word, used to refer to anything with ultimate positivity

The sex I had last night was schnittzlin'.
This pizza is the schnittzle.

by 300style May 4, 2004

schitt

Ignorant moron

David is such a schitt.

by xero February 27, 2003

Schmitz

One who will break your shins with a single glance.

One who falls asleep almost instantaneously.

Oh Shit! That Schmitz just gave me the look! My shins are doomed.

MC Fatigue of the WTF Collective is also known as a Schmitz.

by BAKAAAAARARRARARAR December 19, 2010

Schmitt's Beer Gesture

The act of performing a waving hand that rises from hip to head level after something awesome happens or is mentioned. It may also be spurned by the airing of "Beautiful Girls" by Van Halen. The Gesture may also be accompanied by a verbal "OOOoooh!" The aforementioned Gesture is originally seen being used in the Schmitt's Gay Beer commercial on Saturday Night Live by Adam Sander and Chris Farley.

1) Overheard: "Van Halen, Poison, Def Leppard, and Journey are coming to town this year" Instantly followed by one or more Schmitt's Beer Gestures.
2) "Beautiful Girls" by Van Halen comes on the radio. Immediately followed by "OOOoooh!" and the trademark Gesture.

by Brian@UD March 31, 2008