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meat-sampler

1. A "loose" female who has become involved, sexually, with a number of male mates. Plainly, she enjoys a variety of man-meats.

2. A homosexual male who behaves in a similar manner to the aforementioned female.
Wow! Did you see Mac trying to get on all of those dudes? He's such a meat-sampler! We should call him "Meat-Samplin' Mac!"
by Saibot-Socks December 29, 2007
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simple nigga

A more then average male. A male that thinks he is something special but he is as regular as they come. The male version of a "basic bitch."
This dude thinks he is something special. Look at this simple nigga.

You just look like an average dude. You define a simple nigga.
by kidkickinit January 31, 2014
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Simple Plan

A Canadian band that writes songs about what had happened to them at least once before and to other people.
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Simple Plan

One of the worst bands that ever graced the face of the Earth. The singer's squeaky voice makes me shove screwdrivers up my ears. They think that their life "sucks", but they don't know what a bad life is. How about you go and live in some 3rd World country or Africa with it's extreme poverty and actually understand when a life "sucks".
Suburban Kid With Rich Parents: OMFG!!! My life sucks so much!

Me: Shut up.
by A|pha August 1, 2005
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Simples

Used to suggest that something is particularly easy to comprehend or uncomplicated. Communicates a greater level of simplicity than its antecedent 'simple'.

Often used ironically after an especially convoluted/complex explanation of something.

Coined by Aleksandr Orlov, the meerkat of comparethemeerkat.com fame.
"A comfortable victory for Liverpool at Hull City had seen the Reds climb back to the Premier League summit, but only by virtue of goal difference. Therefore, United knew a point against European-chasing team Tottenham would be enough to send them back to the top. Simples."

- Andy Gray, Sky Sports News
by the_dickie July 7, 2009
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sampled

Eric: Weren't you supposed to go to the movies with her last night?

Mike: Yeah, I was but i got sampled.

Eric: Again? Ouch
by CincyWalk June 11, 2008
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stample

Stample is a word made up to cheat in scrabble. It is not currently found in any English dictionaries and is not sufficiently different from trample to justify an entry.
Were those walmart shoppers stampled to death?

No, what are you retarded? They were trampled.
by scrabblist February 12, 2009
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