Desperate Sausage

A single, alone, sexually deprived, male, who repeatedly fails to receive positive female attention. He is usually suffering from a severe lack of money and/or social skills. In addition to this, he is also probably a chronic masturbator. He usually has other desperate sausages who are friends, who bombard him with "sausage texts" and "sausage calls" when he expects women to contact him.

...ring...ring....Hey man, what are you up to?

-Oh, I thought you might have been this girl I got a number from. I just finished jacking off 5 times to her facebook pics.

Oh shit, I was just calling you to forget about this girl supposed to call me.

-We are desperate sausages...

by Desperate Sausage February 29, 2016

jet puffed sausage

>noun: immensely large pork sword.
>noun: uncommonly huge (in size) piece of meat.

HOLY COW! Irving has a jet puffed sausage! How does he find under wear that fit?!?!!

Wow. That is one jet puffed sausage, its the size of my jet puffed sausage!

by Ashley, and Abby January 12, 2008

fling flong sausage pizza

fling flong sausage pizza, also known as F.F.S.P, is a fetish genre of porn. in the video you will find a pizza delivery guy ariving to the female customers house, with his dick coming out of the middle of the pizza. usualy the female porn star will pretend to be surprised and start sucking the so called "sausage pizza"....

jamal, where is my fling flong sausage pizza?..

by fling flong May 3, 2009

Hungarian Sausage

Slang for uncircumcised Hungarian dick.

My husband's Hungarian sausage always rips up my poor American vagina if he isn't careful.

by dancefloor July 22, 2009

Sausage Link

The male version of a Daisy Chain. When a group of men form a complete circle with each man butt-fucking and being butt-fucked simultaneously (it also works orally).
This is a tricky sex act. If the group of participating men don't keep a good rhythm going, things can easily get out of whack, breaking the link and sometimes causing serious injury.

Having participated in their first successful sausage link, Tom and Dave would finally be treated with more respect by the seasoned veterans in their group.

by Colostomy Kid May 26, 2006

Kielbasa sausage

1.) Kielbasa is a precooked smoked sausage that is highly seasoned with ingredients such as garlic and then produced in links or rings that are approximately 1" to 2" in diameter.
2.) Slang term for a Man's penis
3.) A TENACIOUS D Song

1.) "That's one spicy Kielbasa sausage"
2.) Halofan1999: I like Kielbasa sausage
linkinparkfan99: Buttsekz?
3.) "I love ya baby but all I can think about is
Kielbasa sausage, your butt cheeks is warm."

by Drunken Ninja April 6, 2005

throwing a sausage up & down an alley

to describe a beeotch's vagina which is so slack, your plonk wouldn't touch both sides at once

'shagging her was like throwing a sausage up & down an alley'

by BAZMEISTER October 13, 2004