Grind Stoned

That dazed feeling you get after plugging away all day at work.

Dude, I worked 10 hours today and only took 30 minutes for lunch. I'm so Grind Stoned!

by Neecho235 September 5, 2009

Stoned

the state of having Rocked the Ganj

Fuck that shit Im to god damned stoned to steal a stopsign

by The Western Wind February 21, 2003

stoned

N: see high. the state of being one is in after smoking marijuana. generally characterized by hunger, bad short term memory and spacing out, in addition to feelings of elation, hysteria and laziness. overall, a very good feeling.

man, i went to work so stoned yesterday.

by mells February 15, 2005

stoned

a state where a person wants 2 piss but doesnt have the courage to get up from the floor.

i got stoned after a blunt n wsnt able to get up for an hour.

by babanash June 27, 2006

second hand stoned

To become stoned by breathing in the exhaled fumes of a pot smoker.

Dude! I'm gonna make you second hand stoned!!!!

by David Hawaii June 18, 2007

stoned up

A term for getting high on marijuana used in Vermont. Don't ask me why they add the word "up". I couldn't explain it any more than I could tell you how they thought of the expression cabbage night.

A: Man, I can't stay awake anymore. I am about to meet the table with my head.

B: Wow, you must be pretty stoned up.

A: *bonk*

by zwibble de jah jah November 1, 2006

stoned outta my gourd!

Bein higher than the end of muh dick!

I'm stoned outta my gourd!

by Eziquio C. November 13, 2014