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status seizure

The explanation given when one's internet goes down for a short while when in the middle of an internet conversation.
snowshoe:and then I was stuck behind this gramps champ
ihatechoo: really?
NOTE: SNOWSHOE HAS GONE OFFLINE
NOTE: SNOWSHOE HAS COME ONLINE
snowshoe: srry 'bout that. another status seizure.
ihatechoo: oh! its ok then.
by Jenna the KNIGHT December 11, 2008
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status trapped

On MySpace, when somebody comments on your status, and you then have a conversation with them on your status, but after a bit you want to change your status. Which will cause the unwanted end to the conversation, because, frankly, continuing it in a message would ruin it and/or be awkward.
Dude 1: Man, that hot chick commented my status, and we kept talking, but then I got chinese food and wanted to tell the whole world about it, but she was too hot to end the conversation.
Dude 2: You were so totally status trapped!
by pokemonmaster. January 16, 2010
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Status Side-Conversation

When two people or more have a non or semi related conversation on your status on facebook. It is super annoying.
Status: Saw Paranormal Activity today...so scary!!
John: Saw that movie, wasnt scared
Jack: Hey john!!!! How are you?????
John: Hey jack, nm, just school.
Jack: Oh really? That's cool
John: Wbu? How are you doing? Still with your girlfriend?
Jack: Im doing great! Yeah, were still together. Where do you go to school?
Me: ...seriously, guys? Take your status side-conversation elsewhere!
by RxSS November 4, 2010
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Status Jacker

One who constantly comments on another's statuses, with the sole intention of ruining the purpose of said status
Dude, He's such a status jacker, he ruined every one of my statuses!
by hacklife March 5, 2011
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Status Fail

When you post a lame/dumb/obnoxious status and somebody leaves a comment on it that garners more "likes" than the status itself.
Matt: "That was a lame googled status Jamie had yesterday about rompers."

Alex: "I know, I mean your 'he used google' comment got more likes."

Matt: "Talk about a total status fail."
by The-kyids August 2, 2011
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status quo

Lorena Bobbit used a knife to challenge the status quo.
by mac January 2, 2004
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Status Thief

Someone who uses your witty and well thought out facebook status and accepts compliments and kudos for it.
BOB: "Jon posted the greatest status on facebook about his uncle's Rash."

JEFF: " WHAT? I posted that weeks ago, freaking status thief."
by J-Saturn January 17, 2010
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