When you're standing over your partner, place both your balls on their eyes, and let your schlong hang loose.
by Levi Spencer January 24, 2021
When you hit someone with the squidward it means you just don’t give a fuck and you’re doing unspeakable things
by Jumpa Brim March 11, 2022
by MangoLen February 15, 2022
n., butthole, anus. A reference to the round porthole through which Squidward often speaks, in episodes of SpongeBob SquarePants.
“I’m gonna squeegee Squidward’s Window with my tongue,” said the millennial
“In my day we just called that a rim-job,” grunted the boomer
“Do you want me to stop then?”
“God, no.”
“In my day we just called that a rim-job,” grunted the boomer
“Do you want me to stop then?”
“God, no.”
by St. Martin-in-the-fields July 26, 2019
When you're performing oral sex on a male- and you bite down on the shaft, punch the recipient in the testicles, and insert a clarinet into their anus
"my date with Joanie ended in disaster. I thought everything was going great until we went back to my place and she gave me the Angry Squidward. I had to go to the hospital to get the clarinet removed"
by Clit commander. December 12, 2024
To finally get rid of the stupid kid who brings down the energy of the server, by his deep depression, and lack of feelings.
by Link8818 February 26, 2018