the preferred apparel of the infamous "GDI". A pair of shorts that have two extra pockets, usually used for the storage of magic cards, handheld gameboys, etc.
the only thing that wont fit in these shorts with extra cargo space is... a bid card!
the only thing that wont fit in these shorts with extra cargo space is... a bid card!
Fratstar 1: Hey dude, look at that kid with the cargo shorts.
Fratstar 2: Haha, do you know what the only thing that wont fit in those cargo shorts?
Fratstar 1: No, what?
Fratstar 2: A bid card!
Fratstar 1: Haha, fuckin geed.
Fratstar 2: Haha, do you know what the only thing that wont fit in those cargo shorts?
Fratstar 1: No, what?
Fratstar 2: A bid card!
Fratstar 1: Haha, fuckin geed.
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Your typical Sorority girl that acts like a total hippie. Also could refer to a wanna-be hippie chick that is a total snob, but wears 'hippie' clothes.
An example of a Sorastafarian: She's the one in front row center, wearing the Abercrombie 'hippie' skirt, smiling up at the lead singer pretending to know the words to the song. In all reality she'll probably go home with the bassist, then complain about how she secretly hates patchouli oil or if there it anything in her teeth.
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Jen: Susan slept with the captain of the basketball team AND that dorky kid in my math class this weekend
Matt: That's because she's a Sorostitute
Matt: That's because she's a Sorostitute
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Margo finally let her boyfriend get to shortstop, but she used way too much lotion and he came on her shirt.
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