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Corporate Sodomy

When a company you work for, or owe money to, or otherwise are forced to deal with willfully and unapologetically fucks you over each and every chance it gets.
It takes 3 days for a deposited check to post in my account. Meanwhile withdrawls are posted instantaneously, causing me to rack up overdraft fees. Yay, corporate sodomy!

My boss denied everyone else vacation time over the holidays, citing the increase in sales would not allow any of us to spend time with our families. Then he took his vacation at that time. Feeling the burn of good ol' corporate sodomy.

The asset protection lady chased thief into the parking lot where he punched her in the face before dropping the Blu-Ray player. She was then fired because the parking lot is not her jurisdiction, but the company still reclaimed and sold the Blu-Ray player. Corporate sodomy at its finest, my friend.
by MastaRoe May 15, 2011
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Self-Absorbed Sodomizer

Someone who tapes a mirror to the back of their partner's head during anal sex.
That jerk couldn't find any other way to get going so he strapped a mirror to my head, he's such a self-absorbed sodomizer!
by itsthatbradguy July 11, 2010
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sodomize

to copulate with an animal, or, Any of various forms of sexual intercourse held to be unnatural or abnormal, especially anal intercourse or bestiality.

From the Bible, Genesis 19:24, a city, along with Gomorrah that practiced gay sex and unnatural sex. The two cities were destroyed by God
the people sodomized with each other and were bad
by JesusChristisSAVIOR December 26, 2004
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sodomeme

A meme involving sodomy.
Bob-Jim: "Why is there so much sodomy on 4chan?"

Jeffstrum: "They're trying to start a sodomeme. If you relax, it won't hurt."
by flintstoneschewable January 21, 2010
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smdof

Victoria: "Hey can you send me a picture of your study guide for the test tomorrow?"
Beck: "SMDOF; the test is tomorrow?!!"
by dickonfire July 28, 2016
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Sodomy Lobotomy

When one puts something so far up their arse that it hits the brain.
"Janice told me today that she wants try a sodomy lobotomy with the family broom."
by _Spooky_ January 22, 2020
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sonofshoop

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by p0pb0b March 8, 2020
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