Soaked

Patty soaked the man off
by Soaked sue April 30, 2023
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Soak

A popular Mormon practice of gaming the religious system to maintain one's virginity pre-marriage where the male partner either enters the females love tunnel and both parties remain perfectly still until completion or a third party can get involved and kick the shit out of the bed for a few hours until their homie busts a fat one for the lord.
Yo i helped my boy Bartholomew soak with his girl last night, shit was tight.
by mason is a cunt April 30, 2022
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soak on it

Like "sleep on it" but for less than a day.
Ankar said, let's soak on it.
by adhillonwedding September 26, 2017
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soaking the log

When a man sticks his penis in a females vagina and doesn't move. Thus, soaking the log.
Woman and man having sex
Man inserts penis
Leaves it in
Woman: "what are you doing?"
Man: "Soaking the log"
by logsoaker June 28, 2014
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Suck and soak

Tactic used by large broking houses to obtain stock from muppets before exploding to new highs
Classical suck and soak being applied to stock xyz
by El gizardo May 4, 2019
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Soak Stack

3 or more Mormons stacked while soaking each other. I.E. human centipede the Roman way.
The Mormon orgy ended up in a soak stack.
by Thegermanboi May 2, 2025
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Soak

A bitch boy that thinks he knows everything when really and just a scared pussy.

A commonly known name for being a soak is Colton.
Goddamn it colton is being such a soak these days.
by Your lil sister June 4, 2023
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