Soak

A popular Mormon practice of gaming the religious system to maintain one's virginity pre-marriage where the male partner either enters the females love tunnel and both parties remain perfectly still until completion or a third party can get involved and kick the shit out of the bed for a few hours until their homie busts a fat one for the lord.

Yo i helped my boy Bartholomew soak with his girl last night, shit was tight.

by mason is a cunt April 30, 2022

Soaking

Mormon teens version of putting the key in the door but not twisting and just waiting for the door to unlock itself like that. Now replace key with dick and door with vagina.

“You heard the word soaking before?”
“No?”
“Well it’s basically mormon “sex””
“Mormon??”

by Skeeoung August 8, 2024

Man Soak

The act of chugging your drink as fast as you can until you finish it no matter how much you spill on yourself.

“I think it’s time for a man soak”

“Hey dude wanna man soak”

“It’s not a party unless you man soak”

by Wildin39 May 14, 2019

Suck and soak

Tactic used by large broking houses to obtain stock from muppets before exploding to new highs

Classical suck and soak being applied to stock xyz

by El gizardo May 4, 2019

soaking the log

When a man sticks his penis in a females vagina and doesn't move. Thus, soaking the log.

Woman and man having sex
Man inserts penis
Leaves it in
Woman: "what are you doing?"
Man: "Soaking the log"

by logsoaker June 28, 2014

Mama Meat Soak

My main squeeze, my girl,my better half

I just got kicked to the curb by my,Mama Meat Soak.

by Cadcrumb May 30, 2022

Soak Stack

3 or more Mormons stacked while soaking each other. I.E. human centipede the Roman way.

The Mormon orgy ended up in a soak stack.

by Thegermanboi May 2, 2025