Sheryl Crow's "soaks up the rum"

Sheryl Crow's "soaks up the rum" is when this female singer, binges on booze. It's my joke, on her "Soak Up The Sun" song.

Sheryl Crow's "soaks up the rum" song, is when she gets drunk, after partying, out all night, with her friends! My joke!

by I'mcrazy August 8, 2024

soak the toad

Refers to smoking refer. Derived from a term it rhymes with, 'sneak a toke' which is to smoke weed from a small metal pipe that looks like a cigarette (sneaky). Term created to be used inconspicuously or in public.

Teacher: Why are you late?
Student: I had to soak the toad.
Teacher: Um...Go sit down.
Student: (sits down) hehe arrrrrrrrrrright!

by m4st3r g1bs January 24, 2011

Sweat Soaked Mattress

A really nice person. Someone who thinks kindness isn't enough and tries to pay your mortgage by selling their car.

Damn man, I didn't even ask him to buy me a PS5. That dude is a sweat soaked mattress.

by Triptow November 21, 2020

Soaking Clean

The act of making a vehicle so neat and tidy, it appears to be in better shape than the day the vehicle was purchased brand new!

The soaking gun llc detailed my vehicle and it was beyond clean, it was soaking clean!!!

by Dirty car assassin July 11, 2021

Soaking William

Soaking William is the ultimate wet Willy. Taking two wet fingers and inserting into both ears of person wanting a soaking William.

My wife is giving me a soaking William after work today.

by Ain’t.no. William June 4, 2025

Suck and soak

Tactic used by large broking houses to obtain stock from muppets before exploding to new highs

Classical suck and soak being applied to stock xyz

by El gizardo May 4, 2019

soaking the log

When a man sticks his penis in a females vagina and doesn't move. Thus, soaking the log.

Woman and man having sex
Man inserts penis
Leaves it in
Woman: "what are you doing?"
Man: "Soaking the log"

by logsoaker June 28, 2014