1) A hoe that accepts IOUs.
2) Someone that's easier than one, two, three.
3) Someone with
standards so low that you have to watch your step.
4) Someone who goes to bed
more than she sleeps.
5) Someone whose legs are the only things open longer than 7-11.
6) Someone who's enough of a cheapass to employ certain tactics to make sure she'll never have to buy her own bed.
7) Someone who picks up more fluids than your average sponge.
8) A whore that goes by the motto "Try before you buy."
9) Someone who treats sex as a
commodity traded via voulenteer work.
"Statistically*, there's always at least one slut at any given party, school and workplace that my ex-girlfriend goes to." -
Pretty much any guy with an ex, really.
* If by "statistically"
you mean "
according to me"