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slit-bitchage

The act of submitting a knife into the madam'e of your choice
random broseph #1 "man that girl just kicked my dog"

random broseph #2 "yeah she's gonna get a dose of slit-bitchage"
by ayyyyyyyyy December 12, 2008
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slit knit

Slit knit is a tampon, pad, or other menstrual fluid absorption apparatus, usually used as a pejorative and presumably in reference to post menstruation, implying a soaked, drenched, or dripping nature.
"I cant get comfortable today, this slit knit is really working to the side"

"ugh, I need rubber gloves to remove my slit knit, too much flow"
by Dr. Smick Smack November 19, 2013
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slit interference

The term that physicists use for preventing a man from having sex with a woman (i.e. "cockblocking"). Single slit interference refers to cockblocking just one guy, whereas double slit interference refers to cockblocking two different guys.
"I observed some single slit interference last night in the lab"
"With a laser?"
"Nah man, roger was trying to wheel his lab partner but this other dude spilled some chemicals on her and she had to go to the emergency room."
"I hate when that happens"
by physicist November 24, 2013
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Weiner Slit

The part of a hot dog bun or girl where you put your weiner.
No matter how much extra sharp ginger brandy he's had to drink, my friend Tommy always finds the weiner slit.
by Illinois Dave June 26, 2016
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Trick slit

1. ) It's hard to focus on physics when my mind is filled with thoughts of my study buddy's trick slit.

2.) It was me and that trick slit all night last night, bro.
by Dirge Able November 10, 2016
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beautyful slit

This is a beautyful slit!
by SWmanagement December 5, 2016
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gang slitting

when someone decides its a smart idea to join two rival gangs at the same time
Dude did you see jeremy get fucked up last night for gang slitting? I'm not going to his funeral
by alwaysgittakickit March 23, 2016
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