slashed mattress

the appearance of the pubic region of an unkempt young lady.due to the resemblance of a horsehair mattress which has been slashed with a stanley knife.

that bird a pulled last night man,oh jesus she had a fanny like a slashed mattress

by pishmeister69 April 25, 2006

shrub slashing

the act of giving a female vaginal tears during sexual intercourse

dan said my cock is so huge he bets im in the shrub slashing business

by G-Funk July 17, 2003

Slash Fans

More often than not, completely oblivious to any musical talent, and only like when men play guitars sweaty and shirtless, with stupid top hats.

Tim: Dude, I just don't know why I love topless men so much.
John: Oh god, you're one of those slash fans aren't you.

by LOLgical confusion October 14, 2008

slash puppy

an intimate encounter with a young female.

you guys want to go to Chuck E. Cheese and slash puppy?

by Jake La Mada April 9, 2007

slash mark

TO leave shit marks in the toilet after taking a dump.

After eating mexican last night, I left slash marks in the toilet!

by Larry Horse May 3, 2005

Hack and slash

A comedy swordplay act that is totally freaking awesome. Done by Spencer Humm and John Davis, this is one act you don't wanna miss. They have 2 dvds and a bunch of t-shirts. Hack and Slash is awesome. Oh yeah.

Buy Hack and Slash T shirts so that Slash can get a new dirtbike to chase those pesky amish.

by Mr. Swordplay Guy October 15, 2007

Slash N’ Dash

When some ass at the eBay Global Warehouse in Kentucky cuts through your package with a box cutter before repacking it for international shipping.

Mark: Hey I heard you got that old iPod from the US delivered today!

Dave: Yeah, but it got the old Slash N’ Dash treatment.

by DankPods February 21, 2020