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Shart

The act of flatulence while simultaneously deficating unintentionally in the pantaloons or trousers.
Darcy's shart was so explosive it ruined his tighty whiteys and favourite pair or trousers.
by ryguy365 September 14, 2019
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Shart

Man I went to the hospital and I shart myself in the emergency room
by Mothertrucker334 April 14, 2018
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shart

blowing bits of crap when u just wanted to fart that can lead to shock / and paralasis/ and sometimes even having to throw away your undies
by hand of October 25, 2019
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(child collar made this definition) shart is where u take a massive shit and u fart at the same time

i like taking massive sharts on the earth so whenever theres an eathquake just know collar is sharting on the earth ok dont be scared
person: hey fat fuck
other person: stfu im gonna shart on u
person: oh no
by child collar April 1, 2020
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Shart

When you fart but end up pooping. S**t fart.
Wyatt sharted at the party and had to clean himself up.
by Hello37 July 13, 2017
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Shart

When you fart and shit at the same time and you have to wash your pants 7 time to get the stain out.
Jimmy: Mum, I just shart.
Mum: Jesus fucking christ Jimmy that’s the third time this week. And it’s only Tuesday!

Later that day...

eBay attendant: Hi welcome to eBay
Mum: Yes, I want to sell my son.
by Aussiestereotypes April 8, 2020
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shart

when someone is so hot that you would physically simultaneously shit whilst farting if placed in front of them.
i would shart for chris wood.
by happilysmythe March 25, 2022
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