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samoan

samoan guys are hot as hell!! some of the nicest people you will ever meet. Seems to be some type of drag queen thing goin' on over there, no joke. and once again would not want to mess with them.
I know this samoan guy and i would jump on him in a second!
by V October 22, 2004
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Samosaurous Rex

A person notorious for being accidentally funny while coming off as an idiot at the same time.
The red-haired clown pussy was making a Samosaurous Rex of himself in the vet clinic. "Stop making a Samosaurous Rex of yourself, Sam!"
by TheBears September 13, 2009
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samophlange

Eg 1. Pass me that Samophlange
by Freakster15 April 24, 2007
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samoan

samoans aren't neccisarily
big fat, or ugly.
we're cool people.
but if you judge us as something we're not then your fuckin wrong. come& get yer facts first before ya'll call us this& that sheit. yes i'm samoan& i'm proud of it. fuckin racist people. i love that i'm samoan. but i ain't no racist, cus i'm also fuckin caucasian, chinese, tahitian, maorian& mexican. but more mexican& samoan then anything else. butta i ain't racist. people think what youu want bout us. yeuh there are some who can be assholes, stinkasses& so forth. butta "NOT ALL OF US ARE"! So don't judge tha whole samoan tribe becus of what you hurd or what samoan youu met. i'm pissd off, bout people talkin sheit& bein racist. but if they can't see us samoans fer who we truly are. then fuck'em. bitch fuck'em up bigg time. & fer a fact wee all can fight. but if wee get our asses kick'd then wee tell tha truth. wee ain't gunna lie. we're strait up, can beef, awesome, cool, loving, caring& more then gudd then whatcu people think bout us. Butta haters keep hatin, wee could care less. L0VE& PEACE T0 YA'LL. IT'S ALL THERE IS T00 IT(:
Girl:Hey who's that over there?

Boy: A bunch of samoan kids.

Girl: Man, i hate them.

Boy: Why?

Girl: Becus they stink, they're fat& they just think that they're all that.

Boy: Man youu people Judge to much.

Girl: Oh, who cares. Fuck them!

Boy: Youu think that they care? They don't care whatcu people say. They do them(:

Girl: Oh well i still don't care.

Boy: Well, NOT ALL OF'EM IS LIKE THAT.
Jes becus one wus an asshole to youu, don't judge all of'em& put them down. Nobody's perfect.

Girl: UGHS!

Boy: Come let's go meet them, i know some of'em.

Girl: Fuck. Okay.

Boy: Hey wussup.

Samoans: Hey dude, wannah kick it?

Boy& Girl: Yeuuh sure(:

Samoans: Aite.

Boy& Girl & Samoans: Are all kick'n it.

Girl& Boy: Wee needuh start headin home. Sorry, see ya'lls tomaro.

Samoans: Oh yeuh. Us too. Wells it wus nice meetin ya'lls. Tomaro let's kick it& do it again. PEACE& LOVE.

Boy& Girl: Aite, BYE(:

Girl: Man they're cool, i never shoulda talk'd sheit.

Boy: Told youu so. Never ever judge a book by it's cover if you don;t know.

Girl: I won't. I'm soryy. Man i never shoulda judge'd samoans. My bad. Bye(:
by VickyBaby<3 October 22, 2008
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Samoni

A Samoni is a square being with electricity between its two antennas with a welcoming smile. Samoni is actually an alien and lives in black holes.
Have you ever heard of Samoni?
by Manthos3gr November 23, 2021
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samore

Shes a very pretty girl with a kind heart. A fun person to be around and a goofy girl that buries her problems with laughter.
Hey, have you met samore yet she's a cool girl

I like me a samore
by Cmore November 28, 2021
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samophlange

Technical sounding word made up to confuse the nubs.
Dan: My GPS isnt working!
Paul: I suggest adjusting the samophlange, I hear if they get out of kilter it will cause the unit to stop working
by Paul April 6, 2005
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