A female driver with so many kids in the minivan, she can't remember whether or not she buckled all of them in. Thus, she would rather inflict her sub-speed limit driving on the rest of society than do her errands when the kids are in school. She generally waits until rush hour to pack her vehicle with rowdy, screaming kids then drives absentmindedly and distractedly through suburbia.
I ended up following Sally Safety from the bank, to the Mickey-Dees, and finally to the gas station where I wanted to suggest that sterlization might improve her driving skills....
by SnarkyRedhead February 20, 2005
The code name for Night Timing. Used to keep Night Timing plans a secret from those who are unwelcome to join, girlfriends/boyfriends, and parents.
by J-Boxx8 August 04, 2011
Wife to man says "Remember, Sally & Stew for dinner tonight darling" to which man replies "goodness, that is a bizarre notion"
by jamois January 17, 2006
by fijawi December 23, 2004
botdf fan1: Did she sally stiches, shes so pretty? She gave me the slash gash terror crew shirt because they were sold out of the others.
botdf fan2:Yeah i kno, i took a picture with her. Shes amazing, and super nicee! :D
botdf fan2:Yeah i kno, i took a picture with her. Shes amazing, and super nicee! :D
by FaithIsAMonster September 16, 2010
Sallie-Anne
To be uniquely awesome
To be uniquely awesome
by Legend without a definition February 04, 2010
Sallies boys are males who attend Salesianum, an all-male school in Wilmington, Delaware. (Dela-where?)
Sallies boys are often confused with boys from Cab Calloway. The important differences are these: while Sallies may have a slightly larger population of homosexual males (two more than Cab, they're proud to say) Cab Calloway has a much larger population of bisexual males. Why? Nobody seems to know. Maybe bisexuals have a thing for musicals and painting.
Sallies boys also have a propensity to make sexual references to every single thing they hear. Even the most innocent references to bunnies or mashed potatoes can be willfully misconstrued. This is, however, very common with males in general, and may be simply a by-product of limited contact with females.
A favorite Sallies joke ends any spoken phrase with the words "last night."
Sallies boys are often confused with boys from Cab Calloway. The important differences are these: while Sallies may have a slightly larger population of homosexual males (two more than Cab, they're proud to say) Cab Calloway has a much larger population of bisexual males. Why? Nobody seems to know. Maybe bisexuals have a thing for musicals and painting.
Sallies boys also have a propensity to make sexual references to every single thing they hear. Even the most innocent references to bunnies or mashed potatoes can be willfully misconstrued. This is, however, very common with males in general, and may be simply a by-product of limited contact with females.
A favorite Sallies joke ends any spoken phrase with the words "last night."
In these two interactions, we see how Sallies boys might react to a situaion. The first is an actual live specimen. The second is a boy affected with SBS (Sallies Boy Syndrome).
Girl: You don't think I'm fat, do you?
Sallies boy: I don't know; it was dark last night! Ha ha ha!
Girl: Riiiiiiight.
Girl: Man, my back really hurts.
Random boy: From last night!
Girl: ....You're such a Sallies boy.
Girl: You don't think I'm fat, do you?
Sallies boy: I don't know; it was dark last night! Ha ha ha!
Girl: Riiiiiiight.
Girl: Man, my back really hurts.
Random boy: From last night!
Girl: ....You're such a Sallies boy.
by sibyl-in-black November 07, 2006