Stop Sign Salami

When one idiot driver at a stop sign is so afraid of oncoming traffic that they won't budge and it causes a long line of cars to back up, resembling sausage links.

Tom: Can you believe this @@#$%!?
Ed: (honking) Go you idiot! It's been clear both ways for a full minute!
Joe: (just pulling up to the end of the line) Crap, I'm late and it's another Stop Sign Salami because that fool in the minivan won't go!

by killersbytrade April 2, 2009

Salami Nips

Gigantic ass nipples. Usually seen on shirtless-in-public women with at least 3 kids.

"Damn, those salami nips are yuge!"
"I bet they're so numb you could get a suck and she wouldn't even notice!"
"Is that a dare?"
"You know it."

by FigNewton31 March 8, 2017

salami katana

Another word for a mans shaft

simmiler to pork sword

I got her right in the cunt with my salami katana

by mcbunbun September 1, 2008

Butt smuggling the midnight salami

sex

"Leo, what did you do last night?" "Me and the girlfriend were butt smuggling the midnight salami."

by cumguzzler6699 March 30, 2015

Moons over Salami

- while in a position of sixty nine. The sexually receiving partner who is on the bottom gets oral pleasure while eating breakfast off the ass of a male sexual partner who is on top. Slidin' maybe added before Salami if a titty fuck is being performed at the same time.

Gal One: I wonder why Jessica always goes for culinary guys with a nice butt?

Gal Two: That's no secret, she can't stop talking about how Moons over Salami is her favorite thing in the world. With her B cups she'll probably marry the first guy talented enough to do Moons over Slidin' Salami.

by Dave W. Deathrock July 10, 2010

SALAMI BONER BECAUSE WHY NOT

AMONG US BALLS SUSSY BALLS BEN IS SUS BECAUSE BALLSACKS

"SALAMI BONER BECAUSE WHY NOT" "sussy fortnite balls"

by SUSSYFORTNITEBALLS October 13, 2021

short-term salami partner

A gay man who receives oral sex in public toilets.

I was just looking for a short-term salami partner, officer.

by Web Willy April 7, 2003