Skip to main content

Jersey Rules

Typically used in hockey, where if you wear his jersey and he scores, you have to give him a post-game blowie. (blowjob)
Christina: hey can I wear your jersey?
Jason: yeah, only if we go by jersey rules.
Christina: fineee

Jason scored

Jason: Time for my post game blowie!!
by socks 🧦 February 15, 2022
mugGet the Jersey Rules mug.

Roman rules

Noun: The codification that permits a contestant to puke and rally in an eating or drinking game.

First known use: King of the Hill s7e2 “The Fat and the Furious”
“He could take down Joey Chestnut if they played with Roman rules.”

“I finished a century club last night but I blew chunks at 81; Erik said it doesn’t count because I used Roman rules.”
by nirmod August 10, 2022
mugGet the Roman rules mug.

Channel Rules

Something some dumbass GoAnimate and Numberblocks Kid will stuff in the description of their channel that people obviously break just to make him mad.
Fatherless Kid.

DUDE! YOUR BROKE MY 2ND RULE OF MY CHANNEL

Grammer💀

DUDE!!!SHUT UP

No

BRO! YOU BREAKED CHANNEL RULE 7

So

I QUIT GAHHHHHHHH

💀💀💀💀💀 Imagine Having channel rules
by Lolgyylol October 4, 2022
mugGet the Channel Rules mug.

Stripper Rules

Look, but don't touch

(example from Harley Quinn s1 e5
Dr Psycho: While we're in here, you all follow hooker rules.

Poison Ivy: No kissing on the mouth?
Dr Psycho: Sorry, stripper rules. Look, but don't touch.
by duolingobutbetter February 4, 2023
mugGet the Stripper Rules mug.

Hail Rules

When you make a rule in the middle of a game and it's a rule that is conveniently meant to benefit you specifically
John -"If you get 3rd place, you have to take a shot."

Me - "You can't make up rules in the middle of a game! Those are Hail Rules!"
by Slickus26 October 15, 2023
mugGet the Hail Rules mug.

Xbox Party Rules

Rules of being in an xbox party.
1.) Don’t join if your on the phone
2.) Don’t ear hustle for longer than 30 mins
3.) If you aren’t playing the game as others, don’t join.
Bro read the xbox party rules before you come back.
by Pantssquare bobsponge August 3, 2019
mugGet the Xbox Party Rules mug.

3-second rules

The rules made by poor persons. It means when you're temptin' to eat the food you've dropped on the floor, just in 3 seconds is okay. But as you know, it is proved that bacterias gather to that food just in 0.3 second quick.
My friend believed the 3-second rules and once ate the gummybear on the floor. He rekt out.
by maximgaren July 11, 2020
mugGet the 3-second rules mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email