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Turtle Runs

Turtle runs are the result of a night of heavy drinking, leading to the expectation of a heavy turd followed by shit spray exploding out of your ass the following morning, resembling a turtle's head peeping from its shell... Before exploding.
I drank so much last night, I had the turtle runs this morning.
by Thomas Beer December 19, 2007
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runny

look outside is very runny
by Dddd Dave August 12, 2003
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runey

when you have to pee and some stuff acidentally flows out.
she runeyed at the table.
by jesswhore January 1, 2007
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runses

the portion of the brow revealed by the absence of eyebrows. (Noun)
Eg 'look at the runses on that'

Eg 'He's a right Frederick' (colloquialism)
by BondoE36 February 25, 2006
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'rutsy-roo

An exaggerated pronunciation of "(all) right(s)y-roo".
Hey, Andrea, our team won! 'Rutsy-roo!!!!!
by pentozali July 6, 2009
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runswick

person one: "omg it's him..."
person two: "WOW... runswick!"
by igb3993 November 6, 2009
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runswim

To swim very quickly as if running
There is a shark in the water, so I will runswim the hell out of here.
by Anonymous2022 December 1, 2011
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