Mud Runner

When a person believes that they are still a virgin if they only have anal sex.

Hey man did you know that Jane is a mud runner?

by Nabik July 1, 2011

Homestar Runner

the coolest character in www.homstarrunner.com with a speech impediment. of course, he's the coolest next to Stwong- i mean strong bad

Homestar: Hello, and welcome to
"homestawwunnerw.net"!
pompter dude: Psst. It's .com
Homestar: Oh yeah, wight. "It's dot com!"
Prompter dude: augh... cut!

by Jackie November 10, 2003

Dutch Road Runner

A dutch roadrunner is when two friends jack each other off till one of them cums in the other's face. He who cums first is the loser

Hey I bet you 20 bucks I can beat you at a match of Dutch Road Runner!

by ThatOneSillyKid September 2, 2010

Runner

The act of running from a taxi without paying the fare. Also, the act of cheating a (presumably) honest, hard working man out of money by neglecting to pay for the service he has provided you by fleeing.

"I dont have enough money to pay the fare from here to home. I think we should do a runner on this taxi"

by Jaace11 December 31, 2007

Homestar Runner

A Tall, White, no armed character from a website named after himself he often seen wearing a cap, being harrased by strongbad, or just being stupid

Welcome aboard the USS Homestarrunner.com i am yor captain homestar runner

by Spike August 16, 2003

Runner Guy

We've all heard of the hockey flow and the baseball booty, but what about a runner guy? A runner guy can be one of your bestfriend and one of the weirdest people you will ever meet. A runner guy always wears the shortest shorts possible. And they're proud of it! Clothes? That's optional for a runner guy because they have a great body. Their abs are always on point, but their flow? That's different. Runner guys attempt to look like scrubs all the time. They think it's fun to wear headbands or cut their hair into a Mohawk. Or even grow it out into a so-called "Man bun". A runner guy can be one of best friends you will ever have. If a boy is giving you a problem, don't worry. The runner guy is so fast, he will hunt down any boy that messes with you. They may be a great friend, but they're not afraid to give you a hard time about everything! A runner boy is very sarcasticand honest. They don't care who's around, but they pretty much say exactly what's on their mind, always. Even though they have to run 50+ miles a week they still find time to play Ultimate Frisbee everywhere they go. Now you would think a boy with abs could get a lot of girls? Well you thought wrong. Again they can be very strange people. A runner guy thinks he has a chance with every/any girl, but then he probably has a ponytail and his chances are ruined. Basically, everyone needs a runner guy in their life.

Did you see that Runner Guy's shorts?

by MRunner16 July 31, 2016

hairstyle runner

A Wooly Willy-like game featuring Homestar Runner.

Strong Mad lived out his name when someone emailed him a Hairstyle Runner idea.

by Gryff March 10, 2004