Cristiano Ronaldo

One of the biggest cheats in football. However, is very talented when he's not rolling around on the floor, begging for free kicks or penaltys. Despite contrary beliefe, he is not THAT attractive and frequently gets a full body wax. He is also known for desperatly attempting to get players for the opposition sent off.

Ted: Look, Fred! Cristiano Ronaldo's on the floor again after tripping over thin air!

Fred: It's a shame he brings his huge ego onto the pitch with him. I don't know how he gets his big head through the tunnel :/

by MyWay. November 3, 2008

youtube ronaldinho

A football player that has not won anything in his career, but numerous video clips in youtube entitled "the next ronaldinho" represent him as a magician on the ball, and a very skillful player. In fact, the player is overrated and not good enough to be compared to Ronny.

Albert Riera is such a youtube ronaldinho. I bet a hundred bucks that he will be total shit at Liverpool.

by Hacho October 16, 2008

ronaldinho

A horse that plays the game of football and can pull off amazing tricks.

Pepe: Hey Papo, what is that horse doing playing football?
Papo: Oh, that leviathan is called Ronaldinho.
Pepe: That fucking horse can play!
Papo: Yeah, we should kill it one day.

by footballfanatico April 27, 2006

Stable Ronaldo

A streamer who got famous from him singing while streaming and got shared around tiktok

Also he thinks his 6'5 but his 4'11

Mate: have you heard that guy singing while streaming
Me: stable ronaldo?
Mate: yeah that short kid

by Lil_drifter1820 September 16, 2020

Cristiano ronaldo

A nancy-boy football player from portugal, currently enemy #1 in england, cos' of a wink (You know what i mean) soon to be killed by Wayne Rooney

In my opinion that Cristiano Ronaldo is a proper cunt

by David Bayliss July 4, 2006

Ronald's Revenge

The upset stomach one gets after eating at McDonald's.

I just ate a Big Mac and have to run...I've got Ronald's Revenge!

by ToddXYZ August 8, 2014

Ronald Palmer

To pee in a hot spring or jacuzzi, thus turning the water into a lemonade color that resembles a beverage called an Arnold Palmer.

That guy pulled a “Ronald Palmer” and pissed in the hot tub, I bet he farts in the steam room next.

by Hot Dog Goblin February 11, 2019