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Logan Reed

The hottest guy you'll ever meet. Always is packing. Doesn't pull often but when he gets it he gets going. Sex god, especially with the homies.
Lexi: OH FUCK! how is that so big!

Logan: I don't know

Lexi: Wow, you are so hot Logan Reed!
by Xx_SexDemon_xX November 20, 2022
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marcus reed

literally the most caring funny cute guy in the world
by marcuslovermwah February 1, 2022
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Reed

Reed is someone who has a small peepee and likes to shout at women unless they have a fat ass and are WAY out of his league with no chance of actually getting with him. Reed is also someone who likes to take a dump on a womans chest when they talked back to them.

Dont be a Reed.
"Hey! Did you ever meet that Reed guy?"
"Yeah, he was a loser with a small peepee.. But he had a cool pops collection.. NOT!"
by FUReed February 2, 2022
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Reed

You wouldn’t want to be named Reed, he gets no pussy!
by Maverckk May 1, 2022
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Reed

someone who doesnt read but is super hot like a jock. every girl likes him.
Girl 1 "omg look at Reed"

Girl 2 "hes so cute"
by Rosie bro March 13, 2022
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Reed

a very homosexual male, usually has a broken penis and is barely a non-virgin. although he has many friends he cant escape the loneliness inside of him. faps too much- so much that his mom starts crying whenever she sees him because she's walked in on him too many times.
great friend, loyal, caring about others, says the N word and "fag" too much, gets turned on by everything including the quadratic formula.
god complex, likes the feeling of demonetization.
gay for both drake AND josh from drake and josh.
he also kinda has a bowl cut but he told us not to regard it.
i think thats about it
no example needed we all know
reed im just kidding dont be a sad b0i
"wow, how reed of you to wear a rainbow flag to school!"
by yeetthebaby03 November 13, 2018
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Patrick Reed

To knowingly violate any rule of the game of golf while simultaneously denying said violation regardless of video evidence.
My lie was so terrible I decided to Patrick Reed it.
by FAMUgolfer July 22, 2022
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